My Return aka Anotha Feelgood Story

Yeah it's been a minute.

So let me brief you on why Venom has been so busy. I worked for an investment bank in midtown and jump ship back in 5/19. So with this new company uptown has me working pretty much from 8am to 7pm on a good night and on bad nights until 9pm.

Now why would I take a job like this? Well I'm a consultant in Fixed Income, which basically means at the end of every week there is a happy surprise in my envelope. Not too bad for a kid with a Psych degree from Hampton. Fukkin Slish wants me to take him out and spend my chedda on him since I am in a different tax bracket. Barneys needs to watch herself. Hey Slish maybe you should be sitting down when you piss.......fukkin bitch.

With that said here is your story......

I went down to Delaware recently to attend a birthday party for Dr. Feelgood. You'll have to look back in previous blogs about her. She put me on a mission. To keep the drinks flowing so she can get her buzz on. I happily obliged.

I arrive Saturday to her townhouse to be greeted by her bestfriend who has also become my tight peeps, Jerzeekid. Jerzeekid is probably one the most realest brothas I know. So we are chatting it up in the kitchen and Dr. Feelgood comes down the stairs to speak to Jerzee. Now Dr. Feelgood doesn't know I am here which would probably explain why she came downstairs in a bathrobe that had "Naughty Girl" written on the back and if it didn't say that on the back it should have.

She immediately became embarassed and I was grinning from ear to ear. This chick was half nekkid and I was praying to all that is unholy that the belt slipped from around her waist, there by letting those mocha doves fly free.

I came to her place with a bouquet of flowers and a card, you now since it was her birthday and a nigga had to come correct. I guess it's been awhile since she has seen a nice gesture from a man because she immediately gave a BIG hug (gurl if you don't get those tig o' bitties off of me, I'm gonna catch a charge). I excuse myself to cool down and to get my overnight bag. About 5pm the party begins and so do I. I have soaked frozen mangoes in a mango run for later and just making drinks for those unsuspecting victims.

(Side note: Feelgood is a AKA and the house is full of AKA's and I just can't get seem to get away from. Tiffany is a AKA, I don't know what's going with my attatraction to AKA's. But they definitely like the Krimson and Kreme. Yo Royce D. you better watch your back around me when I get to MD for a visit).

So party is going and everything is fine. Got a few pics of the Ivy's for myself and ofcourse there is the always present spades game and the nigga that should not be drinking. Things wind down and guests start to leave when I notice there is a extra couple that will be spending the night. Shit looks like I lost my room to Jerzee and I have been banished to the couch. Oh how I was incorrect, no I secured a spot in Feelgood's bed. Okay think Venom you have no condoms and she has guests in the house and these walls are very thin. Okay as long as she doesn't touch me I'll be fine. THINK ugly thoughts and you keep your head, literally.

So I get into bed with my wife beater and boxer briefs. Like Adina Howard she gets into bed with her "T-shirt and her Panties On!!!!!" Ah hell to the naw, this chick is trying to kill me, and where are sleeves on her t-shirt?!?!?! Dammit I think I just saw the side of her titty. FUCK !!!!!! So we are sitting bed talking for a minute, real subtle flirting and then it happens........we both drifted off to sleep. Swear to god it happened just like that, no lie. How can a guy who talks about anal sex, handcuffs and sexual assault go out like that? Easy....I respect her enough to not do that to her but to be honest I didn't sleep all that well.

The house wakes up in the morning, we all eat breakfast and say our goodbyes. I get TWO hugs from Feelgood. After the second hug, she kissed me. Not some ol' tongue down your throat type thing or a peck on the cheek. But a kiss that makes you wonder. Maybe she appreciated the fact that I didn't try sodomize her in her bedroom. Who knows but I am definitely looking forward to my July trip for the bowling party.