Marriage

Sitting here during my lunch hour and I have come to realization that I will never get married. I have zero patience for any woman that I have met after my relationship with The Bitch.

I was on the phone last night with my Mom and we were just catching up on things. Now prior to speaking to her, my Mom, I had called Kryptonite to see how her day went. She told me she would call me back in 20 minutes and when she did I was on the phone with my mother. I sent a text message to Kryptonite telling her that I would return the call when I finished speaking to my mother.

I got off the phone with my Mom about an hour later and called Kryptonite back. She then proceeded to tell ask me why would I call my mother when I knew she would be calling back in twenty minutes and then told me she was waiting for me to callback for a long time.

(Cue bad music)
(Cue announcer…This week’s episode on, “When Venom Attacks”, Red Kryptonite finds out first hand what not to say when Venom takes call from his Mom)

“ First of all Kryptonite my Mother called me I didn’t call her. I sent you a text message telling you I would call you back when I finished which is what I am doing now. I will not limit or short change my Mom on our weekly conversations especially since you already know how I feel about her”. Then I said “Is there anything else you want to bring to my attention”. Her response “No”. “ Is there a problem?”…I get another “No”. The I repeat myself in a even firmer tone “Is there a problem?” Her response is no again. She then tells me “ I don’t wanna talk about this anymore let’s just drop it.” I replied “ Fine, because if you keep talking you are going to dig yourself into a deeper hole”.

From that point she had heard enough and said that she will speak to me in the morning.

Just by what transpired above I really have no patience. There are, in honesty, only four maybe five women in my life that are wife material. Now it doesn't mean that I want to marry them, it just means that I recognize the good qualities in them that would make them good lifemates. All the others I have been in contact with through some way have found my one last good nerve and continue plucking it. I know my Mom so badly wants my to find a nice woman and settle down because of my previous experience but as Slish has repeatedly said “Nigga you’re just too bitter, you need to let go”.

Well needless to say I have not cut Kryptonite off yet. She sent a text message to me saying that she wants to kiss and make-up and last night she was only kidding about what she said. I know if I go over there tonight she will tell me that I was nasty to her and I made her so mad that she couldn’t get any sleep and whatever else is on her mind. While last night I slept damn near like a baby.

Marriage is not in the cards for me and who knows if it ever will be.