She Don't Know Shiznit

So I was supposed to go to a two parties Saturday night with Red Kyrptonite. Kinda like a meet and greet type situations. The first party was in Queens and the second being in Manhattan. The second party is where my attention will go.

This party is apparently a superficial party where its all about whats on the outside and not what's on the inside. This clearly isn't my type of scene but I said I would go anyway. So all week she has been getting on my nerves about what I am going to where because this is a "Black" party where people there will be wearing all black. I don't own a black shirt and as some of you may know not all black shirts match all black pants.

I found out about the party on either Monday or Tuesday and the party was in the upcoming Saturday. So I had a very limited time to find a shirt for this party, a shirt that I liked. Red Kryptonite wanted to go with me to make sure a pick out the "right" shirt. The problem didn't come when she ask if she could go with me to pick out a shirt the problem came when she stated that there was a guy there that she used to date and she wanted to make sure that I had on the right outfit so "he" didn't think Red Kryptonite was dating a loser. WTF?!?!?!?!?

Did she just say what I think she just said?

(enter Venom) " I don't give a fuck what he or anybody else thinks, they don'y know me. Those muthafuckas can kiss my ass and if you don't like what it is I am saying you can stand in line and join them too". Apparently I have offended her with my statements. Fuck her. Early on I had told her that she is selfish and she corrected me and told me she was self-centered. Read a book dummy. 34 years old and she is truly clueless. It's shit like this that keeps the venom near and dear to my heart.

I wish I could do that back and forth but it's pointless because she doesn't live in reality and I am not in the mood to go take a trip to FantasyLand. All I can say to you is this I told her that we will no longer be seeing each other. Yet out of her mouth that is unacceptable and she wants to make a bargain. Bargain?!?!? The only thing you have left is a pussy and since I don't want the trouble of dealing with that this conversation is moot. Did I mention that she was planning on not continuing to see me seriously anyway? This broad is nutty and needs help.


To be continued.....