It's A Hairy Situation
I SHAVE MY PUBIC HAIRS.
Whew there I said it. Yes I said it, I shave my very public hairs. Now why would I admit that? Because I don't give damn? No actually I am doing a PSA for all those gentleman who have sweaty nuts.
I can admit that when I start to overheat the first thing that starts sweating is my balls. Why I don't know but it is true. So of course anytime you start to sweat then you start to smell. So my first natural defense of protection is to keep myself as cool as possible. But that doesn't always work. Very recently I was explaining my situation with a female and she suggested that I shave down the hair on my nuts. She didn't mean bald but down to a mid level caesar.
So I decided to try this. I bought a pair of clippers and started the shaving. Now this was probably the most uncomfortable feeling I experienced. I mean first thought was that I was gonna nick my nuts with the clippers. Then the next thought was that this is gonna look really unnatural when I finish. And when I finished it did. Looked like a an ant-eater with its eyes poked out. But after a few days when the hair started growing in more it was looking alot better. My shit was looking like a porn star. I am walking around the house passing more mirrors naked checking myself out. YEAH, I'M A SEXY BITCH.
Okay so now after it's all said and done the hair is gone I am running at a cooler temperature. It still looks odd but I have gotten used to it. So if any you fellas out there have sweaty balls, just shave them down a little. The girl sucking your cock will thank you for it.
Also if there are any female bloggers out there that would like to see the results, just give me a holler.
9 Comments:
For the last five or six years I haven't even dated a man who is not shaved. It's hella cool. So clip on!
The cleaner the better. I get brazillians, to eliminate the ahir in the teeth problem...lol
Smooth
YOU YOU YOU BIIIIIIIITCH NIGGGGAA!!!
What kind of foolishness is that!!!! Shaving your nuts cause you too lazy to wash yo ass. What a crock of shit!!!!
Wash yo ass venom use scented shower gels. YOU YOU YOU BIIIIITCH!!!!!
@alli, slish, pammie & secrets. The hair is still there it's just not a jungle but more like a thick lawn.
Wow!
So when can I schedule my first, um... viewing??!?!
;-D
@chezniki. Since it is black history month my museum of crotch is open from 8am-8pm 7 days a week after that I take the show on the road.
Blatant flirting ALL up in my face...da hell?!?!
I love a man that shaves!!
@Slish. See the type of responses I get. I shave , you call me a bitch but the ladies love the fact that I admit that.
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