Saturday, November 18, 2006

Red Dot

No I am not talking about a broad on her period. I am talking about a girl that I work with.

Red Dot is Indian if you couldn't tell. She's originally from Midwest and did her Master's work at UNC-Charlotte. She likes to drink a lot and hang out with the fellas afterwork. Which means sooner or later she is find herself bent over a couch with her Secret's around her ankles, bra lacerations around her neck and a thumb in her ass.

I am not saying that I would do it but if somebody else does it I'll be on the sideline monitoring the situation. Ya know trying to acquire the video rights. So we go to this new spot in the city called the Tropicana Zone where you can view a bevy of beauties in bikinis. As I heard from my man Ratt some of these ladies are vying for a spot in the Hawaiian Tropic contest but with these harsh lights I doubt that they can make it. Brights lights combine with a touch a cellulite is not a good look. But that's not what this story is about.

Red Dot has taken a certain liking to Venom. Whether it's speech, swagger or both. I can't quite tell. I know she has been looking at my ass due to a recent comment she made. Red Dot asked me if I lost weight because my pants looked bunched up in the back. The first reaction was a uncomfortable silence because we were still at work. The second was a response " Thank you".

Now back in high school I was unofficially voted of having one best asses. Which still remains still true to this day. Ask either Blah Blah Blah or that Batty Boy Slish and they will confirm it. SO back at Tropicana Zone we are chatting away and she is telling about the Ohio State vs. Michigan and she is telling about how Ohio is going to win and from there go to the Fiesta Bowl. I get it into my head that there is a bet waiting to be made.

So we make a bet for dinner. And as you can guess the loser has to pay. So I am hoping that Ohio loses because Red Dot has some expensive ass taste.

Check back for part two in a few for the second installment to see if the red dot becomes brown.